HONK HONK HOOOOONK

As America watches the trucks of the great white north protest by means of impersonating their chief export, Branta Canadensis, it gives them hope that Colombia might some day kick piece of shit Uncle Sam to the curb. The blatantly abusive relationship the people of the United States have with their own government went sour long ago. The government has been little more that a band of marauders and bandits for longer than the majority (if not the entirety) of America's population has been alive, which makes it increasingly frustrating to see our neighbors to the north have more of a backbone than US. Nevertheless, this is a time for solidarity with our once loyalistic brothers. 

In keeping with this spirit of solidarity, let us all stand together to point and laugh at the woketivist wankers in Ottowa who are reaping the consequences of what they supported. Yes, I'll go ahead and say it since it seems like no one else is willing, if you supported the vaccine mandates, if you supported the mask mandates, if you supported the lockdown for any longer than the initial two weeks, you fucking deserve to get honked into oblivion. You deserve to have to make your own chicken nuggets because fucks like you don't deserve to taste of the Burger King's glory. I hope your reddit using soylent drinking husband throws them on the floor for absolutely no reason. I hope you stay perpetually sleep deprived for your not only consent, but enthusiastic support, for tyranny. If you stand against these truckers, stop claiming to support workers rights you fucking pinko. Honk honk bitch!

As for those police officers being ordered to breakup a peaceful assembly, I remind you that your oath of office includes defending the Canadian Constitution and the Charter of Rights declared therein. I also choose this time to remind you, and your USAian contemporaries, that none of the various cthonic deities look upon oathbreakers all too fondly. 

So in the spirit of the name of this blog, lets point out some of the dumbest takes regarding the trucker convoy.

Juliette Kayyem took to twitter to say "The convoy protest, applauded by right wing media as a "freedom protest," is an economic and security issue now. The Ambassador Bridge link constitutes 28% of annual trade movement between US and Canada. Slash the tires, empty gas tanks, arrest the drivers, and move the trucks" because apparently we can move trucks without tires or gas. It's beginning to look like the elites are complete morons, but that can't be true can it?

Keeping up with Corey Taylor posted this article about counter-protesters deciding to counter the honks with 'Ram Ranch' a song about promiscuous homosexual cowboys, because the truckers are protesting vaxx-mandates, which obviously means they're aLt RiGhT and therefore hate gay people. don't look too much into how that logic works, it's an epic troll guys. They really pwned those n00bs in the Nazi trucks. Also, I'm calling it right now, every one of the truckers that had a Nazi flag was a glowie. Full stop.

Gary Mason from the Globe and Mail, claimed The alt-right has weaponized ‘freedom’ to undermine democracy in a recent op-ed. Because apparently Canadians care so much about democracy, that's why they stayed loyal to the British crown, but this is really where this needs to be said. Anyone who cares about freedom doesn't give a fuck about the system that murdered Socrates, allowed Alcibiades to singlehandedly restart the Peloponnesian war, and consistently went downhill. No one weaponized freedom, they took a stand for freedom against the tyranny of the scared mob you lipless fuck.

And it wouldn't be surprising if there'd be another rising said the man from the daily mail. Remember friends, laughter banishes demons, and now is the time to point and laugh at the cornered rats we call our "leaders"

Furthermore I am of the opinion that the Federal Reserve should be abolished.

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